Today in Twitter
- My cats have learned to open our closets. This will lead to no good. Closet poop/world domination next on their agendas. #
- @marcbernardin Needs more Bridgette Bardot. http://song.ly/2jan5 in reply to marcbernardin #
- The Apple Tablet will conquer the visigoths with furious abandon. #appletablet #
- "As the responding Republican, I would like to offer rhetoric about how we don't need more rhetoric." #
- I'm sorry, did he just say that we have the best health care system in the world? Amazing. #
- At least this guy is better than that kid from 30 Rock who gave the response last time. #
- FACT! Democrats are totally doing it with terrorists and the US Taxpayers are paying for it! #
- FACT! If you don't like your current healthcare YOU ARE A TERRORIST! #
- FACT! If you say things through a half smile IT MUST BE TRUE! #
- FACT! Some people just went NUMBER TWO IN THEIR PANTS! THEY ARE NOT PATRIOTS! #
- As a registered Green Party member, my opinions matter to nobody but me. Woop! #
- @deantrippe Dude, if God didn't want us to systematically destroy the planet he made he wouldn't have given us factories! in reply to deantrippe #
- I would like Obama to name names of the republicans who brag about holding up the process on health care. And then tell them to fuck off. #
- Watching my wife's complete shock at plot twists on Fringe is one of the great joys in life. #
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