Today in Twitter
- I think the Nobel committee are just trying to say don't fuck up to Obama. I concur with them if so. #
- There's really only one person who deserve being #followfriday 'd and it's @RealTracyMorgan #
- @deantrippe Make sure you download Tumor while you're at it. Enjoy the trip, sucka. http://bit.ly/4Enqiz in reply to deantrippe #
- The calories say don't, but goddamn do I want the Buffalo Chicken Sub from Subway right now. #
- My urologist has prescribed two beers a night for the next few days until some new pain has ceased. Luckily, my pharmicist is Sam Adams. #
- Wait, so the message of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is that if Bruce would've just gotten laid, he wouldn't've become Batman? Weird. #
- @TomPinchuk That guy's a quack in reply to TomPinchuk #
- Holy Crap is this awesome... http://bit.ly/2P4HWW #
- @deantrippe The guy at my corner 7 11 was completely baffled by my excitement at all the Domo toys. in reply to deantrippe #
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