Today in Twitter
- New Elvis Costello Day! Me and @bclaymoore will be indisposed. #
- And the new Elvis Costello is pretty awesome. Probably the best since Brutal Youth. #
- @bclaymoore It's not. Only on iTunes and Vinyl with MP3 Download. #
- @remender is a pussy. I'm on six different allergy medicines AND weekly shots. My allergies can kick your allergies' ass. #
- @ivan brandon it seems that @jasonaaron only posts about Chick-Fil-A. Which makes us Popeye's entrenched folk jealous. #
- @Rantz1 I like when I call the pharmacy for refills and they keep saying, "And is this one for your wife?" "No..." "What about this one?" #
- Have I mentioned I had an unfortunate shaving accident that's left me looking like Trotsky? #
- "DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!" #
- @JasonAaron I just tell them I'm from the future. That ends all discussion. #
- @RobLevin makes my dreams come true everyday. Or at least once a month when the checks show up. #
- @TonyLee I'm in pretentious goatee mode. It'll grow out in a week or two... in theory. #
- I really wish someone would hire me to write Westerns. Someone make it so. #
- @TonyLee I said pay me, not cost me a fortune. Very different things. #
- I bought a banjo. All of my free time is spent learning to play the hits of the 70's on it. #
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